Tuesday, 7 July 2009
This Week at Sack Posset Hall
We are making toadstools out of clay and leaving them in unexpected places. We are salivating over very rare lamb. We are waiting for the floods. We are watching MVP: Most Valuable Primate, a wonderful film about an ice-hockey playing chimp. We are re-reading Adrian Mole, for comfort. We have shaved our legs for the first time in over a year. We are already hotly anticipating M. Jackson’s kid’s autobiographies. We have become guiltily addicted to The Daily Mail website. It’s our dirty little secret, as though we were masturbating on the bus.