i'm going to go out on a limb here and say - i don't think this is about breakfast!
Holey mackeral! That is Sack Posset with linebreaks and it is stunningly brilliantly amazing.
So... what's for brunch?
I've never thought sausage could be so nice.
Good poem! Good way the start the day.
food and lust are my two favorite things, caliguless.
hmmmm...sounds like you found your missing passion.
But seriously, guys, why HAS no-one invented a bacon condom? WHY?
Nobody has thought to slice bacon that thick. Quick, off to the patent office you go!
I could corner the luxury market with Parma ham.
But the swine supply will draw low and the government'll need to find some other animal to blame a disease on!
Otters. I have always been suspicious of otters.
Because of their hard knockin' mussel habit? Their effortless felicitation eliciting envy? The fact that they can be wet without being too cold?Or is it just their beady eyes?
One of them once stole my trolley in Asda.