This Week at Sack Posset Hall

We are wearing other people’s underwear. We are fattening our associates for the pot. We are thinking about cabinets almost all of the time. We are learning facts from the Children’s Encyclopaedia in order to better ourselves. We are sad to hear about Peter Tork. We are still watching How Clean Is Your House?, two episodes a day, Monday to Friday. How much longer will we be trapped like this? We still have not bought bicarbonate of soda.