Saturday, 28 March 2009

Signs I Have Seen Outside Churches

You Don’t Need a Modem to Connect to God
Seven Days Without Prayer Make One Weak
Carpenter Requires Joiners
CH—CH Means Nothing, Unless UR In It
Kneeling Can Solve a Longstanding Problem
In a Jam? God Preserve Us!
Use God as Your Steering Wheel, Not Your Spare Tyre
We’re Son Worshippers, We’ll Never Get Burnt!

And my personal favourite, for its filthy double meaning:

It’s Hard to Stumble When You’re Down on Your Knees

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